Israel to train Vatican “Swiss Guard,”as ADL applauds the move saying “Israelification is for everyone! “

Amidst the turmoil of the Benjamin Netanyahu bribery and sex-ring related scandal in Israel, The Mossad has stepped in to offer training of the Vatican Guard, also known formally as the “Swiss Guard,”in order to help them become more compatible with contemporary standards in policing.

“We need to train the Catholics in the tactics of counter-terror, because it’s working out so well in the US,” said six star General, an former Cyberspace Pilot Gal Natanzy, head of the secretive Unit 3200’s “Homeland” operations, which is tasked by the NSA, the CIA, the FBI and 13 other intelligence agency sects in America with wiretapping the full-capture internet, and cell phone communications of the American’s Homeland, as well as the nearly non-existent actual Palestinian terrorists who don’t train in Tel Aviv.

Related Story: The Times of Israel reports that Benjamin Netanyahu says that ” People who are blackmailed in similar ways, in massive wiretapping program’s that span all continents with zero oversight, like the NSA-Israel pipeline, tend to create classes of people who then share common goals and interests,”like Evangelical Christians and Jewish mobsters descended from the Stern Gang. Really- we are all besties when we look at the problems of Popery meeting the Other Sects and cultic interests behind the bank.”

“For too long, these guys have cowered in fear, knowing that the terrorists could, at any minute, wiretap them without a warrant, or snoop through their children’s bedroom computer camera’s. We need to stop the terrorists wherever we find them, and if that means sleeping in your kids bedrooms, that’s what we intend to do.”

The FBI’s Tel Aviv office was especially receptive to that idea.

“J.Edgar Hoover would be proud of us today, if we were able to have access to your children, in their bedrooms, every minute of the day, in their schools, and on their playgrounds-and we owe it to our partners here in Israel to ‘do the right thing’ for the children.

In fact, here in Tel Aviv, we help sponsor initiatives to combat the trafficking of counter-narrative about our stellar record doing things for, with, and to children. Especially our “special partners” in Australia,” he added, which had recently saved the children by having police distributing child pornography world-wide for a year or so which they promise will stop the problem, like they have solved the ‘problem’ of terrorism, and over, and over and over again, because they “just somehow know” how to solve the problems.

The Vatican Guard, however, voiced apprehension about the prospect.

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Master Poobah of Ceremonious Sanctuaries MPCS Pierre’ LePieu (third man on the right in the photo), who also is the  Head Houseman at the head of the Housemen (an honorary title given to the leader of the house guards, but also those housemen who are outside the house, while he is inside the house doing whatever housemen “do”), said “I don’t know what they can teach us in Israel that we don’t already know about protecting society from terrorists. I mean, look, we have two popes-what could be more powerful than THAT?”

LePieu was quick to note that he had been approached on several occasions in the past by “Hispanic-looking men” and asked similar questions, and that he had a similar response.

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Change is not Good-but dollar bills are another thing: Vatican “Swiss Guard” hesitant of change”They are going to try to make us change our clothes. We have been wearing these outfits since the 15th century, and look how well that worked out. We don’t want anything to do with this high heels policing, as it would make our rugged uniforms look effeminate. How can you scare bad guys away and protect children if people think you  look like a sissy?” said a Staff Seargent who would only give his name as .הנוכלים הרועים

“These things have been tried before- for thousands of years. And look at what a cesspool Tel Aviv has become? Sure, it’s easy to say ‘maybe a little more religious sectarianism guided by cult forces in banking and law enforcement will solve the problem’s, but time and again we see that the complicity of these multi-national agencies is the problem,” adding that “maybe if we stop saving society WITH Jewish-christian religion, THEN things will be just fine.”

And, he added, “very Catholic, which isn’t bad….is it?”

 

Related Study Material: What does Irgun spell backwards?

The Irgun (Hebrew: ארגון‎; full title: הארגון הצבאי הלאומי בארץ ישראלHā-ʾIrgun Ha-Tzvaʾī Ha-Leūmī b-Ērētz Yiśrāʾel, lit. “The National Military Organization in the Land of Israel”) was a Zionist paramilitary organization that operated in Mandate Palestine between 1931 and 1948. It was an offshoot of the older and larger Jewish paramilitary organization Haganah (Hebrew: הגנה‎, Defence). When the group broke from the Haganah it became known as the Haganah Bet (Hebrew: literally “Defense ‘B’ ” or “Second Defense”, הגנה ב‎), or alternatively as haHaganah haLeumit (ההגנה הלאומית) or Hama’amad (המעמד‎).[1] Irgun members were absorbed into the Israel Defense Forces at the start of the 1948 Arab–Israeli war. The Irgun is also referred to as Etzel (אצ”ל‎), an acronym of the Hebrew initials, or by the abbreviation IZL.

Talk  Amongst Yourselves! But leave me out of it.

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I bet I could hit the bulls eye on a BOLO tie, but it would be a long shot. Whaddayasay we call those guys in the non-descript ‘family Caravan’s” with nice hubcaps on ’em-send them over and rifle through some sh!t in his car? No-it doesn’t work-we’ve been doing that for years!

Hmm. Well, roust up the shmeckle squad then! Send out the cricket signal to all the switches! that he’s saying bad words that challenge all the safe spaces we are creating in America! (Newtown MA, Boston, MA, Spokane WA, Las Vegas, NV, etc. etc. etc.)

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Tanya- did you see that thing? Yeah, Ruthie- it looked like a shmekle monster- but it was HUGE. Send out the cricket signal! Then- let’s circle it, and move in for a closer look….

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